Scalpel. . .
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.
“I’m about to close,’ the surgeon says.
The patient grabs the surgeon’s hand and says, “I’m not going to let you do that! I’ll close my own incision!”
The doctor hands him the thread and says, “Go ahead…Suture self”!
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Lol I haven’t seen your jokes for a bit… always enjoyable.👍🏻
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I think I’ve just been tougher on what makes a ‘dad joke of the day’. Can’t be any old joke, there is standards to uphold
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Awe… I see. Standards are very important! Even for dad jokes… lol 🤣
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smh lol
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