Parents! only you can relate, check out these hilarious memes from father-hood.co.uk
Reblog from Father-Hood.co.uk
As I was doing some nightly reading to catch up on what every other Parenting Blog (and more) have been up to I came across this one that I felt the need to share with everyone.
Anyone who is connected to the various social pipes knows what a meme is and appreciates and values their humor.
While non-parents may still get a laugh out of this list,
Only parents will truly understand them.
Enjoy!
any resemblance to actual kids is purely coincidental
any resemblance to actual kids is purely coincidental
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
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Don’t forget to Knock
Don’t forget to Knock
Paddy is passing by Mick’s hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
‘What on earth are you doing Mick’ says Paddy
‘Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me’ says an obviously embarrassed Mick, ‘but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor
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What’s for Dinner. . .
What’s for Dinner. . .
An elderly dad was concerned his wife of fifty years was going deaf so he went to a hearing specialist who gave him some sound advice ( no, that’s not the joke )
“Stand behind her but at some distance and ask her something…the closer you need to get before she answers will determine the severity of the hearing loss and we can rectify accordingly.”
So the husband goes home to find his wife preparing dinner and from the other side of the room he asks her a question. “What is for dinner love?”
No response so he walks a few steps closer and again asks
“What is for dinner, love?”
Still nothing so he takes a few more steps and becoming concerned, raises his voice
“What’s for dinner love?”
Still no response so he gets right up behind her and yells
“WHAT IS FOR DINNER LOVE?”
and his wife turns around and says.
“For the fourth time…curried sausages!”
wait for it. . .
wait for it. . .
A guy is taking his girlfriend to the prom.
He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but he gets them
He goes to rent a limo, but the rental line is really long, but eventually he does it
He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers.
At prom she asks him to go get punch, he goes to the refreshment table. . .
. . .and there’s no punchline.
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