27/5/18 – Dad Joke of the Day

How to Summon a Dad

How to Summon a Dad

  • Make a circle out of power tools – screwdrivers and wrenches will do if you don’t have enough
  • Place a pair of socks inside sandals in the middle of the summoning circle
  • Touch the Thermostat
  • Chant “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad” over and over

19/5/18 – Dad Joke of the Day

Like Father Like Son. . .

Like Father Like Son. . .

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father.

“Well son, now you have a kid of your own, I think its time to give you this”

“Dad, you don’t mean-”

“Yes son, I do”, Dad pulls out a copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th edition

“Dad, I’m honored” he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

“Hi Honored”, replies his father. “I’m Dad”

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26/4/18 – Dad Joke of the Day

Don’t promise if you can’t deliver

Don’t promise if you can’t deliver

Last year i replaced all the windows in my house that that expensive, double-pane, energy efficient kind. Today I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid him for them.

So I told him just what his fast talking salesman had told me last year.

“these windows will cut your energy bill in half and pay for themselves in one year”.